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Hi List and others:
Came across this list while surfing today and did a
little modification to it ( apologies to you jeepers ) and
now throw it out. Not exactly politically correct but then
again I am not running for public office so.. foxtrot
uniform charlie kilo em if they can't take a joke!!!! Hate
mail to above address but remove the "one" from
@mediaone.net. ;-) Don't bother to call since I'll be
sleeping with the dog in the garage and he doesn't have a
phone yet.
TTFN, Ron
35 REASONS WHY HISTORIC MILITARY VEHICLES ARE BETTER THAN
WOMEN ...
1. Historic Military Vehicles don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your Historic Military Vehicle any time of
the month.
3. Historic Military Vehicles don't have parents.
4. Historic Military Vehicles don't whine unless something
is really wrong.
5. You can share your Historic Military Vehicle with your
friends.
6. Historic Military Vehicles don't care how many other
Historic Military Vehicles you've driven.
7. When driving, you and your Historic Military Vehicle can
arrive at the same time.
8. Historic Military Vehicles don't care how many other
Historic Military Vehicles you have.
9. Historic Military Vehicles don't care if you look at
other Historic Military Vehicles.
10. Historic Military Vehicles don't care if you buy
Historic Military Vehicle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new
Historic Military Vehicle!"...unless you go out and get it
yourself.
12. If your Historic Military Vehicle goes flat, you can fix
it.
13. If your Historic Military Vehicle is too loose, you can
tighten it.
14. If your Historic Military Vehicle is misaligned, you
don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a Historic Military Vehicle of any color
and still bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on
your Historic Military Vehicle.
17. If you say bad things to your Historic Military Vehicle,
you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
18. You can drive your Historic Military Vehicle as long as
you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop driving your Historic Military Vehicle as
soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old
Historic Military Vehicle after you dump it.
21. Historic Military Vehicles don't get headaches.
22. Historic Military Vehicles don't insult you if you're a
bad driver.
23. Your Historic Military Vehicle never wants a night out
with the other Historic Military Vehicles.
24. Historic Military Vehicles don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you drive your
Historic Military Vehicle.
26. If your Historic Military Vehicle doesn't look good, you
can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can drive your Historic Military Vehicle the first
time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a
movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your
Historic Military Vehicle is a decent seat belt.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great
drive you had the last time you were in your Historic
Military Vehicle.
30. Your Historic Military Vehicle is never embarrassed to
go topless in public.
31. You only have to feed your Historic Military Vehicle
when you use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Historic Military Vehicle
is actually fun.
33. Historic Military Vehicles don't care how much money you
spend on them.
34. You never have to worry about your Historic Military
Vehicle spending your money.
35. You don't have to remember your Historic Military
Vehicle's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries
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