Its too bad that we have to say 'we're sorry' so often to
incompetents. Where is our spine?
Joe Lombardi
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----- Original Message -----
From: "John A. Hern Jr" <hern@nidlink.com>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Tuesday, April 10, 2001 9:19 PM
Subject: [MV] Here's your Apology
> You Want An Apology? Here's Your Apology...
>
> "Dear Premier Dung: The United States is truly sorry that your nation
> is
> not capable of training your pilots to fly without striking other
> aircraft.
> We are also sorry that you people lack the honor to respect the
> international laws governing collision avoidance between aircraft when
> flying in international airspace. We further regret that you cannot be
> trusted to respect the integrity of sovereign aircraft forced at gun
> point
> to land on your soil after your inept pilot forced a collision. We truly
> regret the state of incompetence demonstrated by the People's
> Dictatorship
> of China.
>
> "That being said, you are holding our servicemen hostage, illegally. You
> are
> holding our aircraft, illegally. I am sorry to inform you that all your
> Ambassadors, aides, businessmen, and students currently residing in the
> United States will have their visas revoked at midnight tonight. I am
> also
> sorry to inform you that all Chinese assets in the United States are
> frozen.
> I am sorry to inform Beanie Baby collectors that all imports from the
> PDC
> will be halted. All foreign aid monies to the PDC and all IMF, etc.,
> funds
> are canceled.
>
> "I am not sorry to announce, however, that sales of advanced technology
> military equipment to the Republic of Taiwan will be accelerated. Nor am
> I
> sorry to announce that two additional carrier battle groups will be
> assigned
> to patrol the waters off the coasts of the PDC. I'm sure I can think of
> more things to do if I don't have my airmen and airplane returned by
> midnight, tonight. - Yours truly, President Bush"
>
> - Forwarded by a GOPN&V reader (Palm Beach Democrat Alert: This is
> called
> "satire" ... it is NOT a real letter)
>
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