Re: [MV] Gentlemen, I need advice!!

From: Steve Grammont (islander@midmaine.com)
Date: Fri Mar 22 2002 - 15:53:49 PST


Chris,

Whine her, dine her, and for cripes sake figure out what your own
peculiar annoying habits are (hey, we all have 'em!) and hide them until
after the exchange of vows :-)

Ryan,

>Oh, I don't know. I've got a cute pixieish little lass that likes
>riding around in the ferret and works in an army surplus store.

Well... I hate to go one up on you Ryan, but my wife *made* me buy a
Pinzgauer ON THE SPOT last summer. She said "I want this in the worst
way" so who was I to say no? She also likes to wear camo pants (I have
about 80 different sets from around the world). Plus, although she has
given me crap about eventually owning heavy armor (T-55 kind of heavy),
she is OK with me building a 3000 sq/ft garage this Fall with hardly
anything worth putting into it so far. Oh, and she likes full automatic
weapons. Whooops... looks like I have gone a few more than "one up" :-)

Oh yeah, when she enters a room heads turn, even when she isn't wearing
camo pants, but I think that hardly matters compared to the stuff above!
 Nor the fact that she is a gourmet cook... I'll stop now!

Steve

P.S. all of the above is 100% true, but I have no idea how I got so
lucky! 12 years, 13 MVs, and still going strong! I brag because I care :-)

P.P.S. no, I am NOT going to place her up on eBay and no, she does not
have a sister :-)



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