Re: [MV] MVMVC Demo Derby

From: Ron (rojoha@attbi.com)
Date: Fri Apr 19 2002 - 06:59:17 PDT


It's so sad...

     Kerry sent me the height of each member on the GMMVC Board of Directors
in response to my stave length request.
    I had to explain to him I asked for 'STAVE' length, NOT KNAVE length.

    And demolition derby??? Last year we had to strip tires and wheels off
our trucks so he could get his residue M35A2 home from the Weare Rally to
Vermont and his sheep, and this is the thanks we get???

QUESTION:
What has 87 wheels and goes 6 miles an hour?

ANSWER:
    Eight GMMVC M44 series trucks on a road march to Weare with only one set
of jumper cables, one jack, a pair of Vice Grips, 200 feet of clothesline, 6
flat spares and one very frazzled RAM trying to keep the club 'newbies'
rolling.....

    Shocking, simply shocking. Boorish behavior taken to new heights. But
typical. First they legalize same sex marriages, but only as a ploy to
grease the rails for cross species marriages. As Kenny is found of singing
'Oh, I only have eyes ....for ewe.....' and 'Ewe are my sunshine, my only
sunshine, when ewe are happy, my skies are blue....'.

    Oh, maybe I should translate this message into Vermontese for him? Here
goes.....Mooooo, BaaaAAaa, moo, mooomoo, baaaa, cheddaa,
mmmmmMMMMMMMMMMOOOOoooooooo, bag balm, mooooooooOOOOOOO, ahhhhhhhh,
flatlander, BBBBBAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa....
   ;-p
    Ronzo

----- Original Message -----
From: <kbernste32@aol.com>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Thursday, April 18, 2002 5:26 PM
Subject: [MV] MVMVC Demo Derby

> Message-ID: <002c01c1e646$9941a580$0200a8c0@laptop>
> From: "Ron" <rojoha@attbi.com>
> Subject: [MV] M35A2 Stave length ?
> Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 15:31:31 -0400
> Look to me like Ronzo get nervous, doze Vermont boys show up to Weare,
make dem MVMVC vehicles look like demolition derby.
>
> Oh, sorry, forgot, no pickin on MVMVC
> KB



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