From: International Movie Services (ims@telus.net)
Date: Wed Oct 29 2003 - 08:37:42 PST
The sand of the desert is sodden red,
Red with the wreck of the square that broke,
The Gatling's jammed and the Colonel dead
And the Regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has filled it's brim
And Englands far and honour a name
But a schoolboy's voice steadies the ranks,
"Play up, play up and play the game"
Hooah!!
Ian
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From: "Ryan Gill" <rmgill@mindspring.com>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Wednesday, October 29, 2003 6:07 AM
Subject: Re: [MV] Dear Mr. Nigel Hay, RE: [MV] Military Vehicles feature on
UK TV!
At 5:36 PM -0800 10/28/03, Glen Closson wrote:
>Dear Mr. Nigel Hay,
>So I can better understand "The Queen's English", is a "genital
manipulator"
>the same as a "wanker"?
That it is. Not a good thing either. Good term for some knee jerk SOB
that's bloody annoying.
>BTW: I was reading a Brit book and they were referring to "Wogs" (often
>"Bloody wogs") (?) I asked the Brits at work and they told me to keep my
>voice down and explained outside in a whisper. I was surprised!
Its a rather snooty word for people that aren't either British or
European. More general than a number of American terms. Sassanach is
an interesting one that's geared towards anyone not Scottish. Fuzzy
Wuzzy is such an odd one. It applies to the Sudanese warriors the
British fought 2 centuries ago. Very Rudyard Kipling.
"Fuzzy Wuzzy"
An' some of 'em was brave an' some was not:
The Paythan an' the Zulu an' Burmese;
But the Fuzzy was the finest o' the lot.
We never got a ha'porth's change of 'im:
'E squatted in the scrub an' 'ocked our 'orses,
'E cut our sentries up at Sua kim ,
An' 'e played the cat an' banjo with our forces.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.
We took our chanst among the Khyber 'ills,
The Boers knocked us silly at a mile,
The Burman give us Irriwaddy chills,
An' a Zulu impi dished us up in style:
But all we ever got from such as they
Was pop to what the Fuzzy made us swaller;
We 'eld our bloomin' own, the papers say,
But man for man the Fuzzy knocked us 'oller.
Then 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an' the missis and the kid;
Our orders was to break you, an' of course we went an' did.
We sloshed you with Martinis, an' it wasn't 'ardly fair;
But for all the odds agin' you, Fuzzy-Wuz, you broke the square.
'E 'asn't got no papers of 'is own,
'E 'asn't got no medals nor rewards,
So we must certify the skill 'e's shown
In usin' of 'is long two-'anded swords:
When 'e's 'oppin' in an' out among the bush
With 'is coffin-'eaded shield an' shovel-spear,
An 'appy day with Fuzzy on the rush
Will last an 'ealthy Tommy for a year.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an' your friends which are no more,
If we 'adn't lost some messmates we would 'elp you to deplore;
But give an' take's the gospel, an' we'll call the bargain fair,
For if you 'ave lost more than us, you crumpled up the square!
'E rushes at the smoke when we let drive,
An', before we know, 'e's 'ackin' at our 'ead;
'E's all 'ot sand an' ginger when alive,
An' 'e's generally shammin' when 'e's dead.
'E's a daisy, 'e's a ducky, 'e's a lamb!
'E's a injia-rubber idiot on the spree,
'E's the on'y thing that doesn't give a damn
For a Regiment o' British Infantree!
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air-
You big black boundin' beggar-for you broke a British square!
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Ryan Gill rmgill@SPAMmindspring.com
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