From: Glenn McCalley (glenn@combatcatering.com)
Date: Thu May 13 2004 - 04:43:53 PDT
No, no don't be so hard on yourself.
You can -explode- the bombs just fine, just make sure somebody else -mixes-
the explosive. You don't have to be a cook to enjoy the meal.
:-)
Glenn.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Glen Closson" <glen@closson.com>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 8:16 PM
Subject: Re: [MV] Homeland Security Needs Your Help
> I guess I won't make a very good terrorist and I better keep my day-job!
:)
>
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Glen
> May the Joys of today be those of tomorrow!
> May the goblet of life hold no dregs of sorrow!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: m35products [mailto:m35prod@optonline.net]
> Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 5:00 AM
> To: Glen Closson; 'Military Vehicles Mailing List'
> Subject: Re: [MV] Homeland Security Needs Your Help
>
> H 2 0 is di-hydrogen oxide, not hydrogen di-oxide. Every terrorist with a
> bottle of water knows that.
>
> apb
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Glen Closson" <glen@closson.com>
> To: "'m35products'" <m35prod@optonline.net>; "'Military Vehicles Mailing
> List'" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, May 11, 2004 10:20 PM
> Subject: RE: [MV] Homeland Security Needs Your Help
>
>
> >
> >
> > The problem is water is composed of Hydrogen and Oxygen (Hydrogen
> di-oxide).
> > And as we know, when they combine there is a exothermic reaction.
> > Explosions are exothermic.
> >
> > Nylon is a hydrocarbon and contains the radical CONH2.
> >
> > So what are the key words here?
> > Explosion and radical
> >
> > And what do they equal?
> >
> > Terrorist.
> >
> > You were luck you weren't trying to "export" these items into Canada!
> >
> > :)
> >
> > Regards,
> >
> > Glen
> > May the Joys of today be those of tomorrow!
> > May the goblet of life hold no dregs of sorrow!
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Military Vehicles Mailing List [mailto:mil-veh@mil-veh.org] On
> Behalf
> > Of m35products
> > Sent: Tuesday, May 11, 2004 6:53 PM
> > To: Military Vehicles Mailing List
> > Subject: Re: [MV] Homeland Security Needs Your Help
> >
> > Post 9-11-01:
> >
> > As a Yankee fan since the days of Berra, Mantle, et al, I was pleased to
> > receive a gift of two tickets at Yankee Stadium, right behind first
base,
> in
> > the rich-folks' box-seats. A friend's corporation owns the season
tickets,
> > and my friend was repaying a favor. So I took my kid, who had never been
> to
> > a ballpark; and what better ballpark than the House That Ruth Built, in
> all
> > its glory...a magnificent piece of architecture! The green grass, the
> > pennants, the lights, the organ music...splendid!
> >
> > We set off on a 100-mile, three-hour journey by car, ferry, bus, and
> subway
> > to get there. I brought the carry-all of choice for urban living, a
black
> > nylon gym-bag type thing, with sweatshirts, bottled water, snacks, a
> > baseball glove, binoculars, and a small umbrella. There was a (licensed)
> > Colt .38 Detective Special on the hip.
> >
> > At the gate, no amount of logic, reason, pleading, whining, secret
> > handshakes, or police credentials would sway the obese female security
> > guard/humanoid from allowing me to bring in the bottled water, or the
> black
> > bag. I was allowed to place all the other articles in a Yankee-provided
> > clear plastic shopping bag. When I demonstrated that the black bag was
now
> > empty, and indeed, turned it entirely inside-out, and offered to place
IT
> > inside the clear bag, the female sub-simian life-form still would not
> > relent. So, the contents of a black bag are allowed in, (except the
> > contraband, read: competition, water) while the empty bag is not.
> >
> > I was forced to throw away two bottles of water (the Yankees sell
bottled
> > water at $4 per bottle) and the black bag. My son, 9 years old, saw his
> dad
> > embarrassed and humiliated. I did not enjoy the game, but put on a happy
> > face for the kid. We did have a couple of $7 hotdogs, handed out by
> > HIV-positive-looking cretins with no gloves, and some $1.00 per-ounce
> brown
> > "cola" product.
> >
> > I will never spend another dime at a Yankees game, or on any Yankee
> product.
> > I have written to their organization, explaining the errors of their
ways,
> > from the standpoint of a parent, fan, trained security guy, and a person
> > with a modicum of intelligence. I await their answer. It's been 8
months.
> I
> > am now a (shudder) Red Sox fan.
> >
> > There was no attempt to determine how much Semtex or anthrax was
secreted
> > within the binoculars or the handle of the umbrella. There was no
attempt
> to
> > detect any weapon, by the way. I guess that I was profiled as a
harmless,
> > verbal trouble-maker from the 'burbs, rather than a gun-totin'
terrorist,
> > planning to shoot the umpire. Carrying a sidearm in the face of such
> > outrageous, assinine, insulting and arbitrary behavior is good
> therapy...it
> > teaches humility, inner peace, and patience. She didn't know how close
she
> > was standing to the business end of one of Colt's best little weapons.
It
> > was a Zen moment.
> >
> > a p bloom
> >
> > (Please don't tell me I'm wrong. I hate when you do that.)
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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