RE: OT For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have difficulty converting units:

From: Glen Closson (glen_closson@earthlink.net)
Date: Wed Jan 25 2006 - 18:25:25 PST


I'm sorry Arthur, but you're wrong. This info was sent me via the internet
and as we all know, "If it s on the internet, it's correct."

Regards,

Glen

Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus

-----Original Message-----
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Of Arthur Bloom
Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 6:06 PM
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Subject: Re: [MV] OT For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have
difficulty converting units:

4 nickels is ONE paradigms, I believe.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Glen Closson" <glen_closson@earthlink.net>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 5:47 PM
Subject: [MV] OT For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have
difficulty converting units:

| For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have difficulty
| converting
units:
|
| -Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
|
| -2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
|
| -1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
|
| -Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1
bananosecond
|
| -Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
|
| -Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =
Knotfurlong
|
| -16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
|
| -Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
|
| -1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
|
| -Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
|
| -Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
|
| -453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
|
| -1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
|
| -1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
|
| -365.25 days = 1 unicycle
|
| -2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
|
| -52 cards = 1 decacards
|
| -1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
|
| -1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
|
| -1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
|
| -1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
|
| -10 rations = 1 decoration
|
| -100 rations = 1 C-ration
|
| -2 monograms = 1 diagram
|
| -4 nickels = 2 paradigms
|
| -2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at YaleUniversity
Hospital= 1 IV League
|
| -100 Senators = Not 1 decision
|



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