Mark
"BOHICA"
Gary Lynn wrote:
>
> Well, you are really smart huh? You don't even know how to spell personnel
> correctly (NOT PERSONAL) that word is used for an individual(s) belongings
> etc... At least military personnel defend your country all over the world
> away from their family and friend's while you sit on your ASS at home.
> Seems like this list is more fitting for yourself.
> At 11:42 AM 1/29/97 -0830, cat@methow.com wrote:
> But in the meantime... I came across this list and couldn't resist the urge to send it
> >on to you all...
> >How to tell Military Personal They are STUPID without calling them Stupid..
> >
> > "Tell him/her they're..........."
> > A couple of revisions behind.
> > A few bombs short of a full load.
> > A few planes short of an Air Force.
> > A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
> > A quart low.
> > All booster -- no payload.
> > Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
> > Been napping in front of the ion shield again.
> > Been short on oxygen one time too many.
> > Blew his O-rings.
> > Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
> > Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
> > Driving with two wheels in the sand.
> > Dropped his second stage too soon.
> > Finds a flat by swapping tires.
> > Has his gas pedal floored, gear in neutral.
> > His Jeep's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
> > Left his booster on the launch pad.
> > Loose wire to his headset.
> > Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
> > Missing a few gears.
> > Not digging in the same trench with the rest of us.
> > Not firing on all cylinders.
> > Oil doesn't reach his dipstick.
> > One side short of a Pentagon.
> > Pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
> > Wasn't strapped in during launch.