Re: [MV] Humor

William R. Benson (Benson@plg.com)
Wed, 28 Apr 1999 08:17:23 -0700

Speaking of old,

I'm on this list, while my friend down the hall is a Mustang fanatic. Nice
guy, great looking car, all is well.

I told him I was interested in buying a Mustang one day. His ears perked
up and he begins grilling me as to exactly what vehicle I might be
interested in, helpful soul that he is:

Him: Late model or early?
Me: Late, definitely late.

Him: Turbocharged?
Me: Of course, is there any other? (This got a knowing look. Two young
speed demons, you know...)

Him: What color?
Me: Green or silver, I don't care...

Him: You'll want a manual transmission...
Me: If you say so...

Him: Air conditioned?
Me: I should think so!

Him: Sound system?
Me: The standard radio set-up, with updated avionics.

Him: (wink) Planning on going a little fast?
Me: You could say that.

Him: Anything else?
Me: Yes, I'd like the ground attack version please.

Him: (choke, sputter) Excuse me?
Me: I want bomb hardpoints and the gun convergence set at four hundred
yards...

Him: Wait a minute, no Mustang, from 65' until now has that stuff...
Me: I don't want a 65' 'til now, I want a 1945 Mustang...

Him: There's no such car!
Me: (evil grin) Who said I was talking about a car...

Have a great day all!

Bill

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