Re: [MV] Will I be really sorry if...

From: Mel Miller (nourmahal@worldnet.att.net)
Date: Sun Oct 15 2000 - 20:16:46 PDT


Mark Blair wrote:

> Good point, Brandon. Cats should only be painted with a brush.
>
> :-)
>

However, if you do get overspray on the cat, here is how to take care of it........

How to Bathe a Cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toiletwater, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
 both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will
self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from
your toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this,
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash"
and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself.
9. Does not work on M35A2 injector pump modules as they do not self
agitate.(Compulsory MV content.)

Sincerely,
Mel Miller
2 X M725



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