just ran across this:
London, 8th November 2000..
To the citizens of the United States of America,
Following your failure to elect a President of the
USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency,
please comply with the following acts:
1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
4. Declare war on Quebec
Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be
with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues
due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your cooperation and... have a nice day!
THE VAT (BRITISH TAX ON EVERYTHING, WAY TO HIGH) WILL BE HARD TO GET
USED TO,
BUT AT LEAST WE WILL BE ABLE TO IMPORT ARMOUR AGAIN!
-- JEFF HAIN-MATSON FRONT LINE MILITARY VEHICLES WEB SITE: www.flmv.net WRIGHTSVILLE PA 717-252-4489 VOICE 717-252-4499 FAX flmv@flmv.net E-MAIL MVPA #1833 IMPS #1726 MVT #9362
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