Re: [MV] revocation of independence

From: JEFF HAIN-MATSON (flmv@flmv.net)
Date: Thu Nov 16 2000 - 06:28:30 PST


it has surpassed fish & chips as THE english meal.
it is something very lacking in some parts of the U.S. of A..

Mike Towers wrote:

> I thought tandoori was East Indian?
>
> MT
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "JEFF HAIN-MATSON" <flmv@flmv.net>
> To: "Mike Towers" <mtowers@texas.net>; "(Military Vehicles List)"
> <mil-veh@uller.skylee.com>
> Sent: Thursday, November 16, 2000 7:54 AM
> Subject: Re: [MV] revocation of independence
>
> >
> >
> > Mike Towers wrote:
> >
> > > TO: Her Majesty's Red Coats
> > > FROM: A Few Boys Down In the Republic of Texas
> > > Subject: Your "Revocation"
> > >
> > > Please Note:
> > > We've whipped your butts often enough for you to know better. And,
> we've
> > > saved your butts a time or two also. Neither were much of a problem; we
> were
> > > glad to do it.
> > >
> > > Whereas, unlike you Subjects, we FREE men still have, among others, our
> > > right to keep and bear arms (which we most definitely DO down in Texas).
> > >
> >
> > just can't import new ones into our "free country"
> >
> > >
> > > Furthermore, since we were thinking of loading-up the Dueces and Weapons
> > > Carriers and APCs (which we still have the right to own and drive) and a
> few
> > > "supplies" and running over to Florida to help the Governor out with a
> > > little problem over there he has with the yankees,
> > >
> > > Therefore, be it resolved: Come on down. We'll whip your butts again.
> Then,
> > > this time we'll teach you how to live and act like civilized FREE MEN,
> and
> > > perhaps of equal importance, teach you how to COOK!!!
> >
> > haven't had a good tandoori then have you?
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Cheers!!!
> > > Mikey of Texas
> > > 40 miles West of San Antonio,
> > > the home of the Alamo and Texas LIBERTY.
> > >
> > > Cheers!
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "JEFF HAIN-MATSON" <flmv@flmv.net>
> > > To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
> > > Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 8:08 AM
> > > Subject: [MV] revocation of independence
> > >
> > > > just ran across this:
> > > >
> > > > London, 8th November 2000..
> > > >
> > > > To the citizens of the United States of America,
> > > >
> > > > Following your failure to elect a President of the
> > > > USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we
> > > > hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence.
> > > >
> > > > Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
> > > > a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other
> territories.
> > > >
> > > > To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency,
> > > > please comply with the following acts:
> > > > 1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
> > > > 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
> > > > 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
> > > > 4. Declare war on Quebec
> > > >
> > > > Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be
> > > > with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues
> > > > due (backdated to 1776).
> > > >
> > > > Thank you for your cooperation and... have a nice day!
> > > >
> > > > THE VAT (BRITISH TAX ON EVERYTHING, WAY TO HIGH) WILL BE HARD TO GET
> > > > USED TO,
> > > > BUT AT LEAST WE WILL BE ABLE TO IMPORT ARMOUR AGAIN!
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > JEFF HAIN-MATSON
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> > > > MVPA #1833
> > > > IMPS #1726
> > > > MVT #9362
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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> >
> > --
> > JEFF HAIN-MATSON
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> > WRIGHTSVILLE PA
> > 717-252-4489 VOICE
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> > MVT #9362
> >
> >
> >

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JEFF HAIN-MATSON
FRONT LINE MILITARY VEHICLES      WEB SITE:   www.flmv.net
WRIGHTSVILLE PA
717-252-4489 VOICE
717-252-4499 FAX
flmv@flmv.net   E-MAIL
MVPA #1833
IMPS #1726
MVT #9362



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