Fw: Fw: Good one

From: Floyd Petri (fpetri@eastex.net)
Date: Tue Oct 09 2001 - 12:43:30 PDT


OK OD is great. Buy a military vehicle. Now I met the list requirements so
read the joke.

Floyd

> THE GREAT WALL --An American Dream !!!!!...
>
> Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking
> together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>
> "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
> the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
> also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>
> With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever
> made fertile for farming.
>
>
> Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
> Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our
> precious state."
>
> Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
> around Afghanistan.
>
>
> "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please
> tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about
> 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
> nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
>
> "UncleSam" says, "Fill it with water."



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