From: Glen Bedel (GBedel@designforum.com)
Date: Mon Jul 22 2002 - 06:46:04 PDT
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought an old Army
Mule(mandatory MV content) from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer
agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the mule died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the mule."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with
that dead mule?"
Kenny?
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a
profit of $898.00."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny eventually became the chairman of Enron.
Glen C. Bedel
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