CONSPIRACY THEORY Was Re: [MV] Ebay Items disappear

From: Ronzo (rojoha@attbi.com)
Date: Sat Jan 18 2003 - 08:52:56 PST


  Smart folks (on this list....chaaaa, right) hit 'DELETE' NOW .....

    Your traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are
that of imagination. Your next stop.....the list at MV.ORG....

    Conspiracy alert !!!!!

    Time, the early 22nd century. Place, an imaginary place called the
Internet. You have been witnessing a thread in a mailing list, and now a
fork dropped into this thread from a place called....(music rises and
blares) The Ronzo Zone......

    I submit the following to you for your consideration.....

    1) eBay's community is a diverse, international group of users with
varied backgrounds and beliefs

    2) Fundamentally, though, eBay is a community, and members of a
community must respect each other as human beings

    3) Further, eBay is now a worldwide community with many users residing
in (OTHER) countries

    4) eBay has always exercised judgment in allowing or disallowing
certain listings consistent with the spirit of a "worldwide community".
Therefore, eBay will judiciously disallow listings or items that promote or
glorify hatred, violence, or racial intolerance, or items that promote
organizations (such as the KKK, Nazis, neo-Nazis, and Aryan Nation) with
such views. For example, eBay will generally remove items that bear the
marks of such organizations, such as relics from the KKK or Nazi helmets.
(THUS LOWERING THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE 'NEW CITIZENS OF THE WORLD
COMMUNITY' OF EVENTS OF THE PAST 70 YEARS)

    5) Under this policy, eBay may in its discretion, remove items and
refund listing fees when the item or description graphically portrays
violence or victims of violence, and lacks substantial social, artistic or
political value. (AS DETERMINED BY US, THE BENEVOLENT, ALL KNOWING RULING
COUNCIL OF eBay)

    Hmmmmmm....what's that saying, he who controls the present controls the
past?

    Uncle Adolph burned books that didn't quite follow his/their way of
thought. Banned weapons cause it caused problems when his followers tried to
wrest power from the 'legitimate government' (talk about an oxymoron).

    eBay, not Joe Friday or William Wonka, just the amorphous "eBay" ,will
decide the what goes on their site. Just like the willing member who joined
the Nazi Party or thought his joining of the KKK was membership in a
Christian Fellowship organization, we are voluntarily agreeing to abide by
eBays 'terms of use' or whatever it is called, means WE agree to what 'THEY'
decide is the truth or what we are allowed to believe.

    So 'THEY' ban anything that would out 'THEM', The NEW WORLD ORDER. Set
up a bogus, innocent looking WEB (get it...as in Spider) site that collects
data (voluntarily supplied by the drones) on who has what, who bought what,
where the trouble makers are (so they can be watched) and people who wish to
keep the truth ALIVE can be banned from the populaces consciousness, so
that..... (INSERT EVIL, MANIACAL LAUGHTER HERE.....)

    Where the heck is the MV content you ask?

    Like most of this thread, There is none. It's 1 degree above zero
Fahrenheit (RAM says it's -28 BELOW Zero in the Northeast Kingdom this AM)
here on a Saturday morning, that load of an M1010 I have hasn't a snowballs
chance of heck in starting (even though it lives on nightly life support,
aka battery chargers), and I'm trapped inside with two kids while dreaming
about Churchville, short sleeves and the odor of surplus OD canvas and
reading all the posts to the list I skipped reading over the past week or
so.....

    If you got this far in reading this:

    a) you haven't put me on your blocked senders list yet

    b) your interest in conspiracy theories brings your sanity into question

    c) your reading of conspiracy theories AND something from RONZO means
you are beyond help

    d) you have no life

    The only thing you can do to possibly rectify your present life
situation is to contact me directly (off list and off eBay) and we can
arrange for you to ship to me directly (pre paid freight by you of course)
for nothing, anything OD or military related you have purchased from, or
considered to place on, eBay. I will not charge you anything to make sure
that you will not inadvertently stumble onto the screens of the (Pick your
preferred conspiracy rulers...Forth Reich, Super Klucker, New World Order,
Zionists for Brigham Young, The Pope ,the Pee Wee Hermanators from Tau Ceti
III, etc...) and may go forth and become a productive member of the Hive,
unencumbered by distractions of the MV ilk.

    You will now proceed to comply with the previous
 paragraph and forget that you ever read this message. When Honey Buns asked
where the (fill in the blanks{s}) went, you will answer " I realized that
life is too short to waste on pointless hobbies when I have a Goddess such
as you to serve and have disposed of those distractions. I now live only to
serve you, my Snookums....."

    (Fade to black....)

PS Hankie, start clearing your yard and prepare to receive great
things!!!!!!!

PPS Dr. Deuce....this does not include your motley collection of non M
series scrap iron. You should contact the EPA directly regarding cleanup of
your (soon to be) Superfund site of (supposed) WWII "Collectible" vehicular
residue. One rusted left front fender off a CCKW does not allow you to count
it as a 'Vehicle" awaiting restoration when claiming bragging rights to
'Largest collection of WWII vehicles undergoing restoration in NH.' Ditto
for counting something that has a lunette as being a 'Vehicle brought to
the Weare Rally'.



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