[Fwd: What makes 100%?] Humor (18 and over)

From: Fred Martin (mung@in-touch.net)
Date: Thu Feb 06 2003 - 04:09:02 PST


No mil-veh content....but it's kinda down our line...
My apologies if it offends you.
Fred Martin
Don't worry bout the mule goin blind....just load the wagon!

-------- Original Message -------

>Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?
>
> We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How
> about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that
might prove helpful.
>
> What makes life 100%?
>
> If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X
Y Z is represented
>as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
>Then:
>H A R D W O R K
>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
>
>K N O W L E D G E
>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
>
>But,
>A T T I T U D E
>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
>
>And,
>B U L L S H I T
>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>
>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close,
>attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put
you over the top.
>
>And look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
>A S S K I S S I N G
>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

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