RE: [MV] MV Mag, Hobbie out of hand!!

From: Henry J. Fackovec (hfackovec@easternems.com)
Date: Fri May 02 2003 - 04:06:48 PDT


Years ago, I was a freelance photographer in NYC and most of us had
sirens in the car, so it was not unusual to hear us talking on the radio
with a Signal Stat 7 in the background, but to play with peoples minds,
I made a casette of a helicopter and would put it on while I was
responding to calls, and talking on the radio. (Much easier to amuse
back then)

Hankie

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Subject: Re: [MV] MV Mag, Hobbie out of hand!!

Don't forget the airhorn. Computer input needs to be wired into the horn
circuit. And the air escaping from the power steering. A position
sensor on the tie rod, for instance. And door contacts, so that when you
slam the tin, it sounds like a real truck door. The rear hatch, if so
equipped, needs to sound like the tailgate slamming down on the
bumperettes. Of course, you will remember to input the hood.

Why not build a full-size paper mache' model of a deuce, that fastens to
the roof of the Honda? A periscope would allow front vision. A small
rear-facing CCTV camera wired to a small monitor would replace the
rearview mirrors.

Special lead weights can be attached to the wheels to simulate the
zero-to-45 in 37 minute acceleration.

Arthur P. Bloom, Pres

Inter Agency Motor Fool

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Patrick Jankowiak" <eccm@swbell.net>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2003 10:53 PM
Subject: Re: [MV] MV Mag, Hobbie out of hand!!

> Hmm.. nice project.
>
> 1. record the sound of the truck being driven from a stop to full
> speed.
>
> 2. put the sound into a computer file.
>
> 3. select parts of the file, one for each additional 5 RPM off idle,
> and put each into a smaller file. These files would consist of short
> segments of digitzed sound. actually, only a couple of engine
> revolutions would be needed to make up these files each. The files
> format should be uncompressed digitzed 16 bit audio. Each file would
> represent the sound of the engine at a particular RPM from say
> 700-2650. That is alot of files but if you want to do it right.. All
> the files should be the same length datawise, so it will simplify
> programming.
>
> 3A. if you want stereo, you do two file processes from your stereo
> source.
>
> 4. Put the files sequentially into a EPROM memory.
>
> 5. Put the PROM into a small circuit with some RAM and a CPU such as
> an ARM.
>
> 6. connect an output from an RPM sensor on the honda to one of the
> small computer circuit's inputs.
>
> 7. Write the code (also stored in the EPROM so that when the circuit
> boots, the sound files are loaded into the RAM chip. Once booted, the
> CPU detects the RPM (and adjusts for the RPM range) and outputs the
> appropriate file segment to an output which is connected to a DAC (or
> DACs). Connect the DAC to the 250 watt car stereo. Be sure to also use

> a PA speaker, or several, mounted under the hood of the honda as well.
>
> Well, I am not going to do it. Any rocket scientists in the group?
>
>
>
>
>
> Paintball Plus wrote:
> >
> > That doesn't compare to having a digital recording of a turbo
> > whistler synchronized to the engine rpm of your Honda, played
> > through a 250 watt PA system. That's over the top! Bruce
> >
> > Walter Houghton wrote:
> >
> > >I was reading the list in the latest issue of the MV mag on the
> > >signs
of
> > >when your hobbie is getting out of hand. There was no mention of
listening
> > >to recordings of driving a 5 ton with a turbo, while driving your
pickup
> > >during the winter months.
> > >
> > >Not that I would do this......................it messes up my shift
patern
> > >in my Dakota.
> > >
> > >Jeff
> > >
> > >
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