From: ygmir (ygmir@onemain.com)
Date: Fri Mar 25 2005 - 20:13:51 PST
I thought it was "Hillary Rodman Clinton"........
And, that line about "crack investigators", well...........
grin.
Henry
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From: <ddoyle9570@aol.com>
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Sent: Friday, March 25, 2005 5:05 PM
Subject: [MV] The Truth about GL
>
> After careful research I have uncovered the truth about Government
> Liquidation.
>
> It is a closely held company primarily owned by one D. B. Cooper,
> Hilliary Rodham Clinton, and Oliver Stone. The source of Stone's stake
> is attributed to his success in the entertainment industry, Clinton's
> fortune came from real estate holdings. The source of Cooper's stake
> has eluded our crack investigative team.
>
> In fact, GL does have an agent that bids on their vehicles. Known only
> as "the man on the grassy knoll", those items that he does buy are
> stored at a secret GL location on the Arizona/Nevada border that was
> formerly used to film the alleged moon landings of the late 1960s.
> This property was bought by GL itself in one of the early auction for
> 9.12 because it had intentionallly been improperly described a 1700
> rolls of used toilet paper, rather than 1700 acres of property. Those
> that claim to have visited the site insist either description is
> accurate.
>
> The full-color ads mailed to bidders regularly, along with the similar
> full-color print ads are a smoke-screen designed to hide the GL Nelson
> and Bunker Hunt-esque conspiracy to buy so much of the surplus from
> themselves at inflated prices that they control the surplus market.
> Our investigators have yet to crack this uncanny strategy, because from
> appperances GL already DOES control the surplus market.
>
> A co-conspirator, one Albert Gore, developed a new technology, known as
> the World Wide Web, specifically to further the evil plans of this
> fiendish mob. Without this technology, prospective bidders were force
> to actually go and look at the items prior to bidding. This process,
> known as inspection, but it difficult for items to be bought without
> the bidder grasping what they may have been purchasing.
>
> Perhaps the core of the whole misdeed is that GL encourages people to
> bid blindly, by their description only. They mask their secret desire
> through postings on their website with statements like "Inspect before
> bidding", "lots available for inspection M-Th", etc., knowing full well
> the average American is too lazy to actually get up and go look before
> bidding, prefering to sit at home, bid, and then complain when the item
> is not new old stock. A group of recent M35A2 buyers are planning
> class-action litigation because the GL description failed to note that
> their engines were two quarts low on oil, and a number of the tires
> were underinflated.
>
> I will bring you additional updates as our research uncovers more of
> these tantalizing facts.
>
> Regards,
> David "I wish I wrote for the "Star" Doyle
>
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