From: Mil-Veh Co. (milveh@sbcglobal.net)
Date: Wed May 11 2005 - 11:12:56 PDT
You think you got troubles, I live in a socialist's
dream state, Kalifornia, man it's tough here, unlike
some nearby states like Texas and Arizona. When I
travel to Texas I feel like I have just left Devil's
Island and landed at Ellis Island.
Speaking of travelling, we migrated to the Peoples
Republik of Kaliforni by accident. My Dad mis-read
the road sign, he thought it said Texas, but it really
said... Taxes.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda!
We've got crazy laws too...like in Belvedere a City
Ordinance says, "No dog shall be in a public place
without its master on a leash."
In my town, Chico, detonating a nuclear device within
the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Pacific Grove...Molesting butterflies can result in a
$500 fine. (Wonder what happens if you get one
pregnant?)
Later...
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