[MV] Fwd: (no subject)
daniel mcinenly (danco101@hotmail.com)
Mon, 16 Aug 1999 15:42:06 PDT
>From: Nesa150@aol.com
>To: alper@gateway.net, BARBIO123@aol.com, Mannyeoe@aol.com,
>ocinkguy@email.msn.com, po.mo@worldnet.att.net, danco101@hotmail.com,
> Fury820@aol.com, jj26@netzero.net, Gbay172@aol.com, sullidi@juno.com
>Subject: (no subject)
>Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 16:18:17 EDT
>
> Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than
> > an ambulance...
> > Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
> > of a skating rink...
> > Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
> > way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
> > while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
> > Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers,
> > large fries, and a diet coke.
> > Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then
> > chain the pens to the counters.
> > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
> > dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
> > garage.
> > Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
> > calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call
> > from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
> > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
> > buns in packages of eight.
> > Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe
> > the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and
> > "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
> > Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with
> > Braille lettering.
> > Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a
> > cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White
> > House.
> >
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