Re: [MV] 4th of July...advice

From: Charles Kealey (cwkealey@atlanticbb.net)
Date: Thu Jul 01 2004 - 17:25:01 PDT


Nige,

I am in awe.
It is a great honor to read the words of wisdom of a true gentleman.

For 25 years I was a police officer working on boats. And with all of the
law enforcement duties and overtime worked . . . I was NEVER able to
convince my wife that it wasn't JUST BIKINI PATROL.

Well, maybe a little bit . . . sigh.

Bill K.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Nigel Hay" <Nigel@milweb.net>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2004 2:28 AM
Subject: Re: [MV] 4th of July...advice

> After many years of attending shows and parades with military vehicles of
> various types, I found that it was always fun to persuade the organisers
to
> let the Face Painting stand go next to my Stuart. Not to delight all
those
> small children who were having their faces painted, no indeed. But Face
> Painting stalls meant there was a constant supply of pretty young mothers
> with time to kill while their offspring got made up...........
>
> Golden moments included persuading a particularly pretty mother in a
white
> top to swap it over for a darker polo shirt from my overnight bag so she
> wouldnt get it dirty as she climbed in....... this gave us all a
> fascinating insight into how to change a top in public and keep it
> modest.... she failed and it was a wonderful moment.
>
> Rather than suggest to small children that they should ask their mummy if
> they could have a ride in the tank, it became - "could you ask you mother
if
> she'd like to ....."
>
> NIGE



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