From: cougarjack@aol.com
Date: Sat May 07 2005 - 02:44:59 PDT
I accept the challenge....LOL!
Lessee....
Cousin Bubby and his daughter,the one with the hairy face, needed a
space to cook their sour mash, so they rented one of those self
storage garages. Just to keep things looking legit, Bubby parked his
old Jeep in it. Well, every Saturday night,the two would go over and
light up the cooker, which was made from an old Army garbage can
heater, and get Lester from down the gas station and his two odd
brothers to join them in a fierce game of Shrugs. One night, the gas
drum for the cooker backfired, sprung a leak, and squirted flaming
gasoline all over Lester's pantleg, and all over his dog too. Well, you
should have saw old Lester climb right over the dog getting out of
there, even though he had the best hand of the night, and the two of em
ran down Main Street like the proverbial Man and Dog On Fire, when
Lester ran plumb into a traffic signal pole. The pole went over from
the impact,falling square into Tony's Barber Shop, where Paulie,the
Mayor, was gettin his beard clipped to get rid of the ahem, well,
critters he had gotten from a friend the night before. The big jug of
blue juice that Tony soaked the scissors in went splush all over,
putting out the gas fire on Lester's pants, but not before his dog had
bitten Paulie on his foot. The hair faced daughter, seeing there was
going to be a peck of trouble over this, jumped into the Jeep, which
happened to be bright red, and even had a siren on the fender, and got
to Tony's just in time to catch the dog and git him off poor Paulie.
Several citizens complained that the storage place was running a
illegal fire department, so Bubby and Lester and his gang got tossed
out. Next day,the Jeep stood for sale on Bubby's front yard, with the
sign "Make offer, LSMS".
-----Original Message-----
From: joeyounginc@aol.com
To: Military Vehicles Mailing List <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Fri, 06 May 2005 15:09:23 -0400
Subject: Re: [MV] helpful list acronyms translated
I'm wanting to see Cougarjack's definition of LSMS (Lost Storage Must
Sell)!
How about it, Jack?
Joe Young
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