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In a message dated 5/14/00 7:25:21 PM Central Daylight Time, Dilliard@aol.com
writes:
<< someone remind me why I own this
stuff ???
>>
To be ready for Armegeddon?
To attract military groupies in camouflage thongs?
To have somewhere to mount your heavy artillary?
(those are all unrelated reasons, by the way)
Because it's guarenteed to fill not only a small lull in conversation, but
the whole of a large garage?
Because it's handsome, and it's green, and who can resist that particularly
alluring combination? (Miss Piggy certainly couldnt)
Because it means you'll have the nicest toys in the neighborhood?
Because the government has attempted to tell you that someday you may not be
able to?
Because what other possession would give you an excuse to travel to England
to buy a quart or two of oil?
Aw, heck, who needs a reason....You already have the best reason there is.....
Simply because you can.
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